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Last night, T and I went to the Fox Theater to see Conan O’Brien’s Legally Prohibited From Being Funny on Television Tour, and it was hilarious. The tickets were a birthday present to T from my parents and me (unfortunately we waited way too long to order tickets, so we had to fork over the big bucks to get the tickets on Stub Hub, but I’m so glad we did!).
I wasn’t quite sure exactly where we would be sitting when I ordered them, but I knew we’d be pretty far back. Well, we were in the very last row of the theater, but at least we were closer to the middle than the sides. Unfortunately, it was like 95 degrees in Atlanta yesterday, and apparently the AC doesn’t like to blow its frosty goodness up to the poor people in the last row. We were dying up there – it seriously felt like we were sitting outside. Luckily Conan’s hilarity distracted us from the heat.
I never realized that the Atlanta show was the last stop of the tour, so I feel like everyone was putting in all they had so they could end the tour with a bang! The night started off with Reggie Watts, who is the master of voices, sounds and kooky songs. I couldn’t figure out which of his “voices” was actually they way he really spoke – they were all that good. He was a good choice to get everyone revved up for Conan.
When Conan came on stage, everyone went insane. He hyped up Atlanta a lot (and he better since we are the home of the TBS HQ – maybe that means we’ll be seeing him around these parts more often?). Conan had us all dying with laughter with his jokes, his songs (I never realized just how musically talented he was – he’s a real rock star), his crazy props (the inflate-a-bat was my favorite), and of course, the Chuck Norris lever (“I don’t think Walker (Texas Ranger) has the authority to go around dropping the AIDS bomb on kids.”).
I was so glad to see some of his Late Show regulars and characters as well – Andy Richter, LaBamba (I love that guy), Triumph, and The Masturbating Bear. Some of Atlanta’s own also made it on stage to help pull the Chuck Norris lever – Evander Holyfield (so awkward, yet so funny) and Jack McBrayer (from 30 Rock). We were also all stoked when Conan ran through the aisles, playing the guitar and giving high fives during the finale of the show. He made it to the bottom half of the balcony – we could see him fairly clearly from our seats! 🙂
I totally had a brainfart before we left the house, or I would have brought my camera so I could have taken some pictures. We were so far up that the pictures I took on my cell didn’t really come out.
There was one major annoying thing that took place (besides the heat) at the show though. A few rows ahead of us were three people – two girls and a guy that were absolutely hammered. The guy maintained composure; the girls not so much – let’s call them Wastey Face and Drunktard. At one point, someone was trying to walk back to his seat with drinks in his hand. As he was stepping over Wastey Face (she couldn’t be bothered to stand to let him by), some of his drink sloshed out of the cup and landed on her bare leg and sandal (it’s not like it ruined anything). She freaked out and would not stop bitching and yelling about it. It was obviously an accident so get over it. At one point after the spill, she and Drunktard went to the bathroom so she could clean up. Instead of going quietly, she was bitching and yelling the whole way. It was so annoying because Reggie was on stage and her whining was drowning him out.
At some point when Conan was on stage, she had another freak out and was standing behind the last row, where T and I were sitting, and was literally screaming to Drunktard about how someone had pissed her off. This went on for at least a couple of minutes and was so distracting. Finally I couldn’t deal with it anymore and I turned around and told them to shut the fuck up and sit down. This got them quieted down and they eventually sat back down. Later into the show, I noticed Wastey Face completed passed out cold – like draped across the seat next to her. I was so glad. If you can’t handle your booze, don’t go out in public and be a nuisance to everyone else! I wonder how they got her out of there…
I’m super excited that T and I were able to go see Conan live, and we can’t wait till his show gets started on TBS! Did any of you get to go to any of his shows?
Our little five-day trip to New York was a blast. We managed to do some fun things with both family and friends and got to see everyone we wanted to at least a couple of times. I always like going up when it’s not Christmas because everyone is so busy doing the family thing that it’s hard to spend time with all of our friends. Plus the weather is so much nicer in May, especially this year.
We got to T’s parents’ house right at midnight on Wednesday/Thursday, which wasn’t too bad. Of course right when we walked through the door, we were greeted with an array of wine, which we sat up drinking with the family until 4 a.m. It was fun to chat up with his parents and little brothers and catch up.
Thursday morning we woke up and decided to go eat lunch at the Culinary Institute of America, which has such a beautiful campus. If only I’d known how much I’d love cooking when I had lived up there, maybe I would have considered attending school there. We went to Al Forno, the casual Italian restaurant for pizza. Since there was an open kitchen, we could watch the chef preparing our gourmet pies. I opted for the Parma-Tomato, Mozzarella, Prosciutto and Arugula pizza, and it was delicious! The crust was so light and airy and the toppings offered the perfect combination of savory and spicy.
After lunch, we decided to hit up the Walkway over the Hudson, which T’s dad has been trying to get us on since it opened. We really didn’t want to go when we up there in the winter because we figured it would be cold and miserable. It was a niceish day when we went, but of course when we were halfway across, a storm started blowing in so it got really dark and windy. Since the weather was looking kind of sketchy, we decided to only go halfway across. It was really cool to be up there and be able to see for miles in both directions. I’d definitely go there to walk if I lived up there – the breeze is refreshing and the view is amazing.
On Friday, we went to the Yankees game. We rented a van and gathered 13 of our friends and family and piled in for the two-hour trek to the city. When we first got on the road, the van started sputtering and bucking, then the check engine light came on. Everyone was worried we wouldn’t make it down to the city, so we ended up having to switch out the van. An hour after our planned departure time, we were on the road. Unfortunately, the AC didn’t really work too well, so we had to make the whole trip with the windows down. Luckily we had some drinkies to make the ride a little smoother.
We tailgated for a little while before heading into the game. Since there were so many of us, we’d gotten seats in the bleacher section. We were all laughing and having a good time when one of T’s bros stepped on a ketchup packet and it sprayed about 30 people (one ketchup package did quite some damage). People were pissed, there was almost a brawl, and the whole section was chanting “throw out the asshole.” Yeah, it was awesome – of course I missed all of the drama because I was in the bathroom and only returned to see the aftermath. Since people were pissy, and we weren’t 100% invested in the game, I took Ketchup Bro to the car where we had a couple of beers and bonded while we waited for everyone to get out of the game.
Saturday was T’s dad’s birthday, so we hung out on the patio with some cocktails. At one point T’s dad brought out his guitar and played for a while. This inspired T to bust out his old sax and try to play a little too. Unfortunately neither one of us really remembered how to read music, so he wasn’t too successful, but we had a great time.
Later that night we tried a new place for dinner – Stephano’s Ristorante. It was this teeny, tiny little restaurant and it was pretty crammed with people. The food was good, but the portions were gigantic. I almost had a heart attack when they brought out my single serving of zuppa de pesce that looked like it could feed a family of four! They had to box my leftovers in a catering foil pan, that’s how much was left!
Sunday was pretty chill. We went to brunch at this place we’d never been to – Shadows on the Hudson – for T’s uncle’s birthday. We sat on the patio and had a nice view of the Hudson while we stuffed our faces. Then we spent the afternoon visiting with his mom’s parents and brother and sister. Later that night, we had our friends over for a goodbye barbecue, where T and I prepared the food. Not to toot my own horn, but people were raving about our food.
Sadly on Monday we had to fly back to head back to work. We had a late afternoon flight, so we were hoping that we’d be able to get back to Atlanta at a decent time and hang out with friends. That was wishful thinking…apparently there were crazy thunderstorms all up and down the east coast, so we were severely delayed. We sat on the plane for about 2 hours before we were able to take off. It was a really annoying way to end an otherwise amazing trip.
And in honor of such a New Yorkie post, I wanted to share a picture that I took this weekend during a party that JD hosted – I’m totally channeling my inner guidette!
Thanks to T, I had an extremely short week last week. We were off Thursday, Friday, and Monday of Memorial Day weekend because of our trip to New York. It was a whirlwind few days, but it was a lot of fun. Then I had this past Friday off because T was getting Lasik.
Let me tell you, that was an interesting experience. Friday morning, JD and I (she was nice enough to come to keep me company) dropped T off at the eye center and decided to grab some lunch while he was prepped for the surgery. Of course we had impeccable timing and made it back right as he was headed into the operating room. My poor baby looked a little nervous and twitchy as he was waiting for things to get started, but he kept his cool.
As JD and I were sitting there chatting, wondering if we were going to be able to actually see what was happening with his eyes, the doctor walked by and let us know that we could watch the whole thing on the TV that was situated in the operating room. We were excited and a little skeeved out by the idea of seeing lasers shoot into T’s eyes, but of course we watched anyway (btw – you can’t actually see the lasers shooting into his eyes).
The whole experience was short, about 15 minutes long from start to finish, and slightly creepy. He opted to go the completely machined route instead of having the doctor cut his cornea open because he thought there was less room for error this way. After his corneal flap was detached, the doctor folded it down so the laser could be shot into his cornea to reshape it. After the laser, the doctor flipped the flap back up there and smoothed it into place. The whole cornea removal and replacing process was so bizarre. In case you are curious, a cornea-less eyeball looks very melon-like in texture.
When the surgery was done, one of the nurses walked him across the room and had T read the clock and he was able to. And it was literally only a few minutes after the surgery. I was impressed at how quickly the whole process went down. We had to sit around for about 30-45 minutes after the surgery before we could go home, just so the doctor could make sure everything was fine with his eyes.
The doctor told him it would be best to go home and nap for at least four hours to give his eyes a chance to rest and heal, but of course he wasn’t able to fall asleep. Being the trooper he was, he just hung out with us with his eyes closed during that time. This meant he needed some assistance to get around the house, but after a while he was able to do it alone. Around 5:30 that night, he was finally able to open his eyes. It was so cute because he was so happy and emotional about being able to see unassisted for the first time in 15 years.
So far, everything is good. During his follow up appointment, the doctor said everything was healing nicely and all looked well.
I’m so happy for my baby and his new special eyes.