I really don’t feel like working today because I am in the holiday state of mind.  Plus I can feel the wind blowing through the cracks in the door, and I’m freezing.  I’m stealing this from Hillary and Sharon, because it made me laugh and hopefully it will entertain you too.It’s All In A Name

1. Witness Protection Name (mother’s & father’s middle names)
My mom doesn’t have a middle name – I’ll use her first name.
Gabriele Martin

2. Nascar Name (first name of your mother’s dad & father’s dad)
Joachim Ernest – international racing super star – vroommm

3. Star Wars Name (the first 2 letters of your last name & first 4 letters of your first name)
Mainga – that’s just special

4. Detective Name (favorite color & favorite animal)
Blue Cat

5. Soap Opera Name (middle name & city where you live)
Maria Atlanta – sounds very latina

6. Superhero Name (2nd favorite color & favorite alcoholic drink, optionally add “The” to the beginning)
The Red Rum & Coke – Shining style

7. Fly Name (first 2 letters of first name & last 2 letters of your last name)

8. Gangsta Name (favorite ice cream flavor & favorite cookie)
Chocolate Samoas

9. Rock Star Name (current pet’s name & current street name)
Zoey Triumph – I love this!

10. Porn Name (first pet’s name & street you grew up on)
Spooky Vicksburg