My co-worker and I have been going out of our minds because obviously the boss forgot that she told us we could leave. For your entertainment, our g-chat conversation:
ME: kill me now. grrrrr
Co-Worker I KNOW! i am sooo bored this is almost as bad as Easter
ME: yeah. worse
Co-Worker it is really ridiculous
ME: she’s kept us here longer. what can she be working on???? there’s nothing left to do
Co-Worker ha ahhhhh i dont know but i am about to just run out the door and hope she doesnt hear me leave 😉 I wish i had the balls to do that
ME: for real………
ME: i have to pee
ME: i think landlord just locked the door over there
Co-Worker are you serious??? Ok well i am going to go try and pee and maybe if it is locked she will let us go
ME: i hope he’s not bringing the key over. I hope he leaves
Co-Worker uumm interesting what do you think he is doing?
ME: don’t know
Co-Worker I am about to go ape shit
ME: is his car still out there. i know
Co-Worker i am soooooo ready to get outta here
ME: i haven’t done shit in a hour and a half <==== landlord brings key over
Co-Worker DAMN IT! we are never leaving! this is terrible
ME: damn it. did he bring the fucking key over?
at least you get to leave in 20
i’m leaving then too. i didn’t take lunch and am going to the game.
Co-Worker hahahahah shhhh your making me laugh
ME: sorry. what is she working on? i don’t understand!
Co-Worker I have no idea! from now on when she tells us we can leave early we just shouldn’t even get excited bc it never happens
ME: i know. especially if she’s gonna be gone for 4 hours and won’t be working on anything
Co-Worker You want to see something that will make you even more pissed? go on thesuperficial.com and look at the first pic on there.
How can someone have an f-ing body like that?!?!?!
i’m gonna kill some one
no fucking way
she’s tiny and has huge boobs
Co-Worker I know and dating brody jenner….why?
ME: i know. douche
Co-Worker I can honestly say if i had that body i would be the happiest person in the world
ME: me too
ME: did you see this one? Bobby Brown’s son: I did Lindsay Lohan in the bathroom
Co-Worker ha ha no i haven’t gotten there yet hold on
But wait go back to the brody thing he looks disgusting in those pics did you look at them? ha has miny tits
ME: no. ewww. oh god he does!!! he used to be cute
Co-Worker isnt he gross
ME: what happened?
Co-Worker I remember him being way hot and now he is so not.
ME: yeah, me too. the hills brought him down
Co-Worker I guess
ME: OH MY GOD!!! why are we still here? SO ANGRY. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Co-Worker I know this is such BS!
Co-Worker Kim Kardashian seriously has the most ginormous ass ever
ME: i know. what the hell does she eat?
does she feed it? maybe that’s why it’s so big
Co-Worker haha yeah it looks like she does feed it cause nothin else is big
ME: i know. i’m hungry. maybe i should feed my butt so i don’t get fat
Co-Worker i would still get fat it would push itself into my stomach.
Landlord is so wierd i dont know what it is about him but i dont like him
ME: yeah, he’s so random. so is this conversation, haha