This past Saturday, we took my best friend ASP out for her bachelorette party – her last weekend of freedom. We had a group of 10 girls, and we had a ton of fun!
The day started with ASP and I heading to get body wraps at Suddenly Slimmer. It was one of the weirdest things I have ever done! You are wrapped up from head to toe in ace bandages that have been soaked in a mineral solution. Then you are covered with a poncho and have to do an hour on one of those gazelle fitness machines. Every 20 minutes you are “basted” – like a turkey – and your booties are emptied – the toxins from your skin and overflow from the bastings gather in your foot booties. Nothing is stranger than being wrapped up like a mummy and not really being able to move while doing exercise. It was a very odd experience, but my skin looks great. Everything was smoother and soft. I also had some scars/marks that faded some, which was awesome.
The night of debauchery began with drinks at JD’s place. She has a lot of bachelorette party items, so her apartment was perfectly decorated with a variety of penis paraphernalia. There were 10 of us girls, and ASP wanted to head to the Atlanta landmark Mary Mac’s Tea Room for dinner. It was a funny experience because some girls were true Southerners, while some of us were not. This led to us transplants trying some new and interesting foods like pot likker with cornbread. I was a little scared to try it, but it ended up being really tasty, so I was glad I did.
After our Southern dinner, we jetted back over to JD’s to have the most delicious cake ever from Southern Sweets Bakery. Then ASP opened her presents. We had a mini champagne toast, then headed over to The Clermont Lounge.
We arrived just as the guys were heading in the door – they had also decided to head to the scariest strip club ever. We all went inside together, but stayed fairly separate. JD and I bought ASP’s fiance a lap dance from a 60-something year old stripper who wears a Little Red Riding Hood outfit. Nothing is more awesome than watching someone wedge their granny panties (literally) into a thong and stick their butt in a poor guy’s face. Priceless.
We had a lot of laughs, but unfortunately we couldn’t take any pictures of our craziness inside because they don’t allow that. But I do have some pre-Clermont images to share with you.
ASP and me with the world’s strongest hurricanes ever – I was loving mine!
JD rocking the special fake penis undies – yes they were brought to Clermont and yes they were worn in public
Who needs a veil when you have this spiffy penis hat?
All of us ladies before we headed inside…
So, how was your weekend?
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November 9, 2009 at 6:06 pm
ugarabbit
I liked getting basted because the wrap got cold and the mineral water felt warm!
Saturday night was a blast! I had a ton of fun! I still owe you a few bucks for the cab ride home.
November 9, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Noelle
My weekend was completely devoid of strap-ons, but otherwise okay.
I like the idea of a thing that would make my scars look lighter. I’ve got these weird scars that just won’t go away.